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  • New York, United States


In the wake of the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, we have made the difficult decision of postponing all the North American elrow shows. (Miami, Washington, New York, Chicago and Montreal)

We are already in progress of planning 2020 make-up dates, and will share them with you as soon as possible. All ticket buyers will receive an email soon regarding ticketing procedures.

We urge everyone to follow all direction and guidelines of local, state, and federal authorities as we weather this crisis together. We hope that you and your loved ones stay safe and healthy.

We will dance together again soon!

Your elrow family

The show

So, the Earth and all the other planets have disappeared, and life as we know it is no more. The galaxy, all humans, all the space creatures everywhere, they all died of boredom. Killed off by the evil Planet SENSIBLE which spread its plague of darkness and monotony. It was always Monday, silence reigned and everybody was seriously serious. They destroyed everything in their path. Well, almost everything. The wildest party animals from every city, country, planet and galaxy survived.

And now, here we are on our planet called elrow. All together in one great, non-stop party. Though it’s all a constant blast, we have our bare necessities; we can’t live without music, we need a never-ending shower of confetti to survive, we all have to hide behind masks and disguises and we can only live in bouncy castles and other assorted inflatables.

As you can see here, on RowsAttacks, madness and absurdity are everywhere. Our elrowers, our men in black, our ghostbusters and the V lizards all together make up a great team. We’re not complaining, this is f*cking brill!

And now we’re ready to fight against Planet SENSIBLE.

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Avant Gardner

New York, United States

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